If you’re as behind on politics as I am, you won’t recognize this guy:

Igor Sechin is the Prime Minister of the Once and Future Russia, or is it the USSR?

RIA-319271-PreviewSupposedly this makes him second in command after President Putin.

I don’t think so.

No one with these face traits could stand to be anything but first.

As I sat and typed whatever came to my mind through his face parts, my fiancé walked by and said “That guy looks evil”.

Just like that.

Geez, if I had an intuition like that I wouldn’t need face reading.

So here are a few adjectives for the guy who was really in command when Russia attacked Georgia in the second week of August, 08.

  • Stressed
  • Suspicious
  • Assertive/aggressive
  • High intuition, full brain thinker
  • Money/acquisition a major concern
  • Non-conformist, independent
  • Blarney lips – can weave a tangled web
  • Gift of gab (btw that and blarney lips is probably a good BSer)
  • Controlling
  • Highly aware, can’t get much by him
  • Gets what he wants, people listen
  • Smart, quick to catch on and respond, may be brilliant
  • Huge willpower, determination
  • Artistic, creative talent
  • Sense of decorum/design, beauty appreciation
  • Would make a good scientist or musician (if only)
  • Killer instinct, has to win at all costs, highly competitive
  • Has a vision
  • May be close to burn-out (hope so)
  • Hardened, doesn’t expect world to be gentle or kind
  • Obstinate, tough, braced for adversity

All of this is just off the top of my head, from maybe 20 minutes worth of analysis.

Overall impression: yikes.

It scares me to wonder what his ‘vision’ may be, taking over the world? With those traits he is definitely has the ability to become Hitler-esque, if not worse, and there’s no way he’s in 2nd place when it comes to power.

If I had a daughter I just might not let her out of the house, knowing guys that look like Igor are out there.

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